A small but extremely topical list for you today! I've spent the whole of my day photographing things, editing things and listing things for Ebay and its got to the point where I'm verging on insanity. With this in mind, I thought I'd give you guys a little insight into the things I'd rather have to endure than the tedium of the Ebay listing process. Yes, some are extreme but I genuinely don't want to ever have to list anything EVER AGAIN the way I feel right now! Oh, white girl problems! If you'd like to be the best person in the world you can check out the clothes that have taken me all day to list HERE. Thank you! I'm off to go and see Luke and try and forget my traumatic Ebay experience. LOLZ!
1. gauge my eyeballs out with a spoon
2. listen to cher lloyd on repeat all day, every day
3. host a dinner party and invite the go compare man to sing
4. drink a bollock and penis smoothie
5. sit at a family gathering and talk to my uncle about his work in the concrete industry
6. read the bible backwards
7. go skinny dipping in a piranha tank
8. recite the contents of the dictionary
9. actually just get a job that pays well so i don't have to sell things in the first place
10. sit in a room full of clowns and swans (HATE THEM!)
11. watch 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' all the way through - biggest phobia
12. marry the most boring man in the world and talk to him all day long
13. sit through a double maths lesson weekly for the rest of my life
14. get sat on by a morbidly obese naked woman
15. listen to Chris Evans on the radio for 24 hours straight
16. get my hands shut in a door
17. wear a dog shit facemask
18. bathe in water at 100c
19. eat plain rice for the rest of my life
20. swap my whole friends group for a bunch of hipsters
