my life in lists #10: current observations #2

1. vodka will always be kind to you
2. always take your key with you - the emergency man doesn't like 2am calls
3. freshers week will be the death of you
4. you make terrible first impressions - rectify them now!
5. freshers are 90% tosspots
6. celebrity masterchef will never fail to make you laugh
7. little miss la-de-da will never be friendly
8. smirnoff ice is like drinking lemonade
9. grandma + skype = winning combination
10. never go to a club sober
11. leaflets make good coasters
12. don't listen to drunken idiots
13. lose some tub
14. dubstep is terrible and you look stupid when you dance to it
15. don't try and phone your kebabby back home - they won't do delivery 2 hours away at 3am
16. some english students are terribly annoying. don't try to kill them.
17. induction week is boring but it gives you great people watching opportunities
18. anticipating starbucks' christmas coffees will never get old
19. dancing like carlton from fresh prince in a club is always going to be hilarious
20. you need to get your camera out and get snap happy
21. tuna pasta bake will always taste amazing. always.
22. falling asleep for an hour whilst you read doesn't count towards time spent reading
23. you look awful in geek glasses
24. apparently it's uncool to know all the 5ive lyrics..including the raps

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Hello! I'm just about alive. I'm terribly sorry that I've abandoned little V of late but life is pretty hectic right now. I'm knee deep in Freshers Week and my days have been taken up with boring chats and horrendously annoying English students. You know those people that take something from a poem and try and turn it into this big overarching idea without any clear evidence? Yeah, they really get on my tits.

This week has consisted of so many different things. I've been out and about, drinking far too much, disliking far too many people and rather enjoying myself all the same. I'm going to attempt to finish reading one of my texts for next week today but I know that there's far too many distractions to actually make me behave for more than five minutes. I don't really have many wild Freshers Week stories as of yet to be honest. Apart from: getting locked out at 2am, wacking out some dad dancing on the dancefloor and a shit load of drinking games. I'm going to try and dedicate some time this weekend to sitting down and sorting out the blog and hopefully wacking up some good posts for you all. What are people interested in? Wanna see my new hometown/abode/uni stuff? I was thinking of posting meals up or something? We've been creating bakes, stir frys and curries galore lately! That probably explains why my thighs are wobbling a whole lot more recently. I seriously need to get shredding.

I'd best go bury my head between the pages of The Odyssey! Hope you're all well. Little V will be back up and running properly very soon. I promise ;)

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